If only he was a good as his name ...

You know the one's we're talking about. The kind of names that Faulkner or Melville or Pynchon would have given their characters if they'd devoted their novels to college football rather than Yoknapatawpha, or Nantucket whaling, or V-2 Rockets. A little heroic, a lot adult film-ish.

Our Favorites

• Mercury Hayes
• Grant Irons
• Glen Steele

Suggestions from the field:

• TJ Slaughter
• Michael Stonebreaker