Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Back, Ya'll

2010 Rashaan Salon with a whole new look! 081106_SN_SabanTNFor half the cost! Twice the fuel efficiency and none of the bitter aftertaste of that old version.

Get posting fools 'fore this man comes and eats your kin, spits in your whiskey, and makes you run gassers 'til you puke your cornbread. Early predictions for the season? Surprise teams? I know you got them. Who's next to feel the long arm of an NCAA investigation now that the boys from Indy left a trail of carnage in Southern California? Who's going to be the starting QB in Tempe, god dammit? We need to know.

1 comment:

Timo said...

The big winner in all of this is Colorado. Having strippers at an off-campus party seems quaint now. Well, a graduate assistant did use a CU cell phone to call the strippers, so I shouldn't minimize the scandal.